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Conan O’Brien

2008 Olympics in China
“China has announced that they’re shutting down several of their largest factories for the rest of the summer — so that there will be less pollution for the Olympics. Chinese officials say: ‘Sorry, but for the next few months, you’re going to have to buy your lead-coated toys somewhere else.”
–Conan O’Brien

Chinese Lessons
September 5, 2007
Teachers are now urging American students to learn Chinese so that they will be better prepared for the new global economy.
Students will learn important Chinese phrases like, “How much lead in this pacifier?”
— Conan O’Brien

Pollution Prevention
July 8, 2008
China has announced that they’re shutting down several of their largest factories for the rest of the summer – so that there will be less pollution for the Olympics.
Chinese officials say: “Sorry, but for the next few months, you’re going to have to buy your lead-coated toys somewhere else.”

– Conan O’Brien

 

Thank you to Dipendra Nigam, iPhunny.com – for sharing these with us.

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