January 13, 2009
Disney has announced that they are opening a new Disneyland in China.
The name of the biggest attraction: lead mountain.
October 5, 2009
There’s a big dispute in New York City about lighting up the Empire State Building in red and yellow to honor the 60th anniversary of the communist revolution in China.
If they want to honor the Chinese, why not just paint the whole building in lead paint?
January 19, 2009
Some Starbucks are going to start selling coffee from China.
But don’t worry … you’ll still be able to get the unleaded.
September 29, 2008
The Chinese have launched astronauts into space.
It’s revolutionary – the entire ship is made of lead and MSG.
August 10, 2008
A little bit of bad news from the Beijing Olympics.
The gold medals tested positive for lead.
May 13, 2008
The latest word is that China is going to go into the oil business. We could one day get our gasoline from China.
Good luck trying to find unleaded.
April 25, 2008
China is pitching in for green week.
From now on, all toys from China will be made with recycled lead.
October 17, 2007
China is outraged that we would honor the Dalai Lama at the White House.
I hope they don’t try to get back at us — you know, maybe put lead in our toys or antifreeze in our toothpaste.
Thank you to Dipendra Nigam, iPhunny.com – for sharing these with us.